The Twinkly Tinkle… A Suggestion to Everyone Who Urinates

Nobody likes it when you are in a public restroom and there is pee on the seat.

Don’t hover.

Just sit.

If we all just sat on the seat then there would never be pee on the seat.

And if you must hover in fear that my butt-cheek may have left a remnant of some sort than wipe off the seat after you’ve urinated all over it.

It’s like when we all want peace and then kill each other to get there.

We can all have a tinkle that twinkles people.

Sit on that.

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~ by Cate Nelson on September 7, 2009.

There is transcendence in the urinal.

Toby Muller said this on September 23, 2009 at 5:35 am | Reply
Do you sink zis is a big problem seepink out into ze fabric of our society? Or, more likely, is zis somsink zat vill evaporate over time? Should tinkling be made public or should it remain in ze hands of ze tinkler?

H. H. Himmelhocker said this on October 18, 2009 at 12:57 pm | Reply